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8 TSA weird items You Can Bring on a Plane (According to TSA!) | American Travel Fun

Charles (Chuck) Sieber

8/6/2024

Chuck from American Travel Fun here, ready to blow your mind with some of the weirdest things the TSA will let you bring on a plane. Buckle up, because this list is about to take you on a wild ride through the bizarre world of airline security!

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The TSA's Weird World of Allowed Items

a man stuffing deer antlers in an over head bin on a plane
a man stuffing deer antlers in an over head bin on a plane

We all know the basics: no guns, explosives, knives, or anything that screams "security threat." But did you know there's a whole treasure trove of odd items that are totally cool with the TSA? Let's dive into this list of 8 eyebrow-raising carry-ons that'll make you say, "Wait, what?"

1. Antlers: The Overhead Bin's New Best Friend

You're settling into your seat, ready for takeoff, when suddenly you hear a commotion. You look up to see a fellow passenger struggling to squeeze a massive set of antlers into the overhead bin. No, you're not dreaming, and no, you haven't accidentally boarded a flight to the North Pole.

Believe it or not, the TSA is totally cool with passengers bringing antlers on board. But before you start planning your in-flight hunting lodge decor, there are a few things to consider:

- Size matters: While the TSA doesn't specify any size restrictions, your airline might have something to say about those 12-point beauties taking up half the overhead space.

- Sharp objects: Make sure your antlers aren't too pointy. You don't want to end up accidentally jousting with your seatmate every time you reach for your bag.

- Wildlife regulations: Remember, transporting animal parts often involves paperwork. Make sure you're not breaking any laws with your bony bounty.

- Explanation ready: Be prepared for a raised eyebrow or two, and curious questions from fellow passengers. Just be prepared for some interesting conversations at the security checkpoint!

2. Skeleton Crew: Bring Your Boney Buddy

Feeling lonely on your travels? Wish you had a friend who's always got your back(bone)? Well, dust off that skeleton in your closet because the TSA says it's welcome aboard!

That's right, you can bring an entire skeleton as your travel companion. It's like having your own personal "Bodies: The Exhibition" at 30,000 feet. But before you start planning matching outfits with your calcium-rich comrade, here are a few things to keep in mind:

- All or nothing?: The TSA doesn't specify if it must be a complete skeleton, or just a solo skull is OK, or if random femurs are allowed. So if your skeleton friend is missing a few parts, they may have to stay home. 🤔

- Seating arrangements: Will your boney bestie need their own seat? Or are they cool with being stowed in the overhead bin? These are important questions to ask yourself (and your airline).

Remember, bringing a skeleton on board is a surefire way to make your flight memorable. Just don't be surprised if the flight attendants ask it to put on an oxygen mask during the safety demonstration!

3. Two-Wheeled Wonder: Yes, You Can Bring Your Bike

Attention, cycle enthusiasts! Your trusty two-wheeled steed doesn't have to stay behind on your next adventure. According to the TSA, your bicycle is welcome to join you in the friendly skies. But before you start envisioning the Tour de France at 35,000 feet, there are a few things to consider:

- Airline policies: While the TSA gives the green light, your airline might have different ideas. Always check with your carrier first. Some might welcome your bike with open arms, others might charge you an arm and a leg (and maybe a wheel).

- Size matters (again): Most airlines have size restrictions for carry-on items. Unless you're packing a foldable mini bike, chances are your bicycle will need to be checked or shipped separately.

- Packing predicaments: If you do manage to bring your bike on board, where exactly are you planning to put it? Between the antlers in the overhead bin and the skeleton in the middle seat, space might be a bit tight.

So, next time you're booking a flight for your cycling vacation, remember: your bike can come along for the ride. Just be prepared for some interesting logistics and maybe a few strange looks from your fellow passengers.

4. Creepy Crawly Collections: Preserved Specimens Welcome

Attention, entomologists and arachnid aficionados! Your passion for all things creepy and crawly doesn't have to stay grounded. The TSA has given the green light for your preserved insect and spider collections to take flight. But before you start packing your portable bug museum, here are a few things to consider:

- Preservation is key: Your specimens must be properly preserved in a special solution. No live bugs allowed – this isn't a remake of "Snakes on a Plane."

- Packaging matters: Ensure your creepy companions are securely stored. Nobody wants a mid-flight escape of formaldehyde-soaked insects.

- Seatmate roulette: Be prepared for a range of reactions from your fellow passengers. Some might be fascinated, others might suddenly develop a keen interest in the emergency exit locations.

Remember, while the TSA might be cool with your critter collection, your seatmates might not share your enthusiasm.

5. Bocce Ball: In-Flight Entertainment, Italian Style

Pack your bocce ball set and bring a taste of Italian leisure to the friendly skies! The TSA won't stop you from bringing these heavy metal and wood orbs on board. But before you start planning your mile-high bocce tournament, consider the following:

- Weight concerns: Bocce balls are heavy. Be prepared for some raised eyebrows at check-in when your carry-on suddenly weighs as much as a small child.

- Space issues: Those overhead bins aren't exactly designed for sporting equipment. You might have to get creative with your storage solutions.

Just remember, while the TSA might allow your bocce set, your flight attendants might not be too thrilled about you turning the cabin into a bocce court. Maybe save the actual game for your destination!

6. Body Armor: For When You're Really Worried About Turbulence

Feeling a bit on edge about your chances of getting hit by a bocce ball? Well, the TSA has got your back – literally. That's right, you're allowed to wear body armor on your flight. It's the perfect accessory for the traveler who takes the phrase "better safe than sorry" to new heights. But before you suit up for your next trip, here are a few things to ponder:

- Fashion faux pas: Body armor isn't exactly this season's must-have travel wear. Be prepared for some strange looks as you strut through the terminal.

- Security slowdown: While it's allowed, expect some extra attention at the security checkpoint. You might want to arrive at the airport a bit earlier than usual.

- Explanation ready: Have a good story prepared for curious fellow passengers... Or, just point 👉 to the guy playing catch with the bocce ball.

- Overkill alert: Remember, statistically speaking, air travel is incredibly safe. Your body armor might be more useful for navigating the taxi line after you land!

While the TSA won't stop you from wearing your body armor, it might be worth considering if the extra protection is worth the extra hassle (and sweating).

TSA checks flowers while man wears full body armor
TSA checks flowers while man wears full body armor
emotional support lobster
emotional support lobster

7. Lightsabers: May the Force Be with Your Carry-On

Attention all Jedi, Sith, and Star Wars fans! The TSA has officially declared that the Force is strong with air travel. That's right, your trusty lightsaber is cleared for takeoff. But before you start planning your mid-flight duel, here are a few things to consider:

- Definition dilemma: The TSA doesn't specify what constitutes a "lightsaber." Is your $5 plastic toy from the dollar store okay? What about that $200 replica from Galaxy's Edge? Use your Jedi wisdom when deciding.

- Quantity quandary: There's no limit mentioned on how many lightsabers you can bring. Planning to arm the entire Jedi Council on your flight? Go for it!

- Security checkpoint shenanigans: Be prepared for some interesting conversations with TSA agents. They might ask you to demonstrate your Jedi skills... or at least turn on the lightsaber to prove it's not a real weapon.

- Practical problems: Remember, despite what the movies show, lightsabers don't actually retract into a small handle. Be prepared to get creative with storage in those cramped overhead bins.

- Cosplay considerations: If you're going full Jedi with robes and all, maybe reconsider the lightsaber. You don't want to give the air marshal any reason to think you're staging a galactic rebellion at 30,000 feet.

Remember, while you can bring your lightsaber, using the Force to manipulate the minds of airline staff is generally frowned upon. May the Force be with you... and your carry-on!

8. Emotional Support Lobster: Because Why Not?

Move over, emotional support dogs and cats! There's a new crustacean in town ready to calm your pre-flight jitters. That's right, some airlines are open to the idea of emotional support lobsters. But before you rush to the seafood market to find your new travel buddy, here's what you need to know:

- Airline roulette: While the TSA might allow it, not all airlines are on board with the lobster love. Always check with your specific carrier before booking your lobster a seat.

- Container conundrum: Your lobster needs to be in a clear, spill-proof container. No one wants a pinchy passenger loose in the cabin!

- Temperature troubles: Lobsters aren't exactly known for their love of warm, dry environments. Be prepared to request ice from the flight attendants to keep your crustacean companion comfortable.

- Feeding frenzy: Remember, most airlines have a strict "no seafood" policy when it comes to in-flight meals. Your lobster might have to fast for the duration of the flight.

- Explanations galore: Be ready to explain to everyone – from the check-in staff to your seatmate – why you have a lobster. "It's for emotional support" might raise more questions than it answers.

- Post-flight plans: Think about your arrival. Not all hotels are equipped to handle a lobster guest. And whatever you do, don't confuse your emotional support lobster with the lobster on the restaurant menu!

- Lifetime commitment: Remember, if your lobster survives the flight, you've now got a pet lobster. Are you prepared for that level of commitment?

While an emotional support lobster might seem like a hilarious idea, it's worth considering if the novelty is worth the hassle. Maybe stick to a stress ball or a good book for your next flight. But if you do decide to bring your lobster friend, just remember: in the event of an emergency, please secure your own oxygen mask before assisting your lobster!

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So there you have it, folks – 8 of the wackiest items the TSA will let you bring on a plane. Remember, while the TSA might be cool with these items, always double-check with your airline. They have the final say on what flies and what stays grounded.

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Until next time, this is Chuck from American Travel Fun, reminding you that when it comes to air travel, reality is often stranger than fiction. Safe travels, have fun!

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